Future Telemarketer? Dispatcher? Physician Recruiter?

Yes, it's true. I love the phone. I love to talk on the phone. I love to press buttons on the phone. I love to access voicemail remotely from the phone. Sometimes I even manage to dial real numbers on the phone... like this week, when I dialed 911.... and the police came to our house. In this picture, I attempt to look cute and innocent after my "911 hang-up."
I also like to pretend other objects are phones... Like this mouse for example.

Even food makes a great phone... in this case, tofu.

Bowls, too, make great phones.

So, since I love the phone, be sure to call me!! I can't wait to hang up on you!

I am funny... I am the coolest.

Yep, I'm funny and I've got the pictures to prove it...

Here's me caught at the end of a cheesy grin. It's a nice shot of my four teeth. Mommy is wondering if my teeth are slow to come in because they are horse teeth?!Yeah, you heard me. Horse teeth. It's what only the coolest of the coolest human bone eaters have in their mouths.

And of course you can't be the coolest without some crazy curly wing-locks like these. Only a bit off the sides please mama.

Here I am demonstrating another technique that only the cool can do...

Whole body shelf-wedging. It pays to be small and limber.

Finally, my banana peel hair treatment.

Which also works as a blindfold for peek-a-boo.

We Lous don't waste any part of the fruit... just ask my Daddy, who once ate an entire banana, skin and all, in under a minute on a dare. I do, however, stop at canned cat food for a dollar... you can stay the coolest in that category Daddy.

Hip Hip Hooray for Daddy and Nana!!

This weekend was special. Daddy started his first REAL job as an attending physician. As a bonus for me, he's working nights, which means I get to see him during the day!! Here we are together -- Daddy just getting home from work and me just getting up for the day.
Daddy got balloons for finishing residency. But I stole them. I now covet balloons, like I covet kitties and strollers.

Me and Mommy drinking... champagne?? Nice try Mommy, but I can recognize apple juice when I taste it.

My extra special weekend surprise was a visit from Nana Peggy!!!

Here we are about to take a train ride. I'm wearing my serious face.

Soon to be made up for with a "not-so-serious" pretzel face. .

To stay cool on the hot weekend, we again went to the kid's zone at the mall. Notice the long hair and much taller person standing next to me? Yes, it's another older woman. They won't stay away!

Even the younger ones are making eyes at me.

St. Patrick's Day... in July?

Here we are eating lunch out... restaurant #2 as a toddler. Nana is trying not to laugh and thereby reinforce any naughty behavior that is about to take place... luckily I was pretty good... the floor, however, was not so lucky.

Nana showing me how to dial Grampa Kent after I hung up on him... Sorry Grampa!!

I never knew that learning "no biting" could be this much fun!!!

Hanging with Nana, ready for mischief.

Plotting.

Our secret signal -- the E.T. finger point. Nana Peggy is the only one I will do this with -- 'cause she's awesome. Come back soon Nana!! I miss you!!

Finally, some fun photos of me and my many expressions...

From Jack the Pirate....
...to Sweet Baby Jack.

Making faces.

Looking all grown up.

And the crazy eating boy!!